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Platonic Touch

visionofanarchy:

Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.

  1. Shoulder Clasp
  2. Across the Shoulder hug
  3. Hair Ruffle
  4. Gentle headlock
  5. Full body lean
  6. Feet in lap
  7. Head in lap
  8. Hair petting
  9. Ambush hug
  10. Not so ambush hug
  11. Pulling mine into their lap
  12. Cheek kiss
  13. Forehead kiss
  14. Brushing hair out of mine’s face
  15. Fixing shirt collar
  16. Fixing shirt cuffs
  17. Fixing a clothing tag
  18. Tying shoes
  19. Taking off shoes
  20. Carrying while half asleep
  21. Hand holding
  22. Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly
  23. Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin
  24. Pushing glasses into place
  25. Offering their drink
  26. Offering their snack
  27. Kissing the back of mine’s hand
  28. Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back
  29. Crawling into bed with
  30. Using shoulder as a pillow
  31. Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder
  32. Hair brushing
  33. Brushing lint off of
  34. Giving a foot massage
  35. Giving a back massage
  36. Giving a scalp massage
  37. Rubbing circles on mine’s back
  38. Sharing a secret smile
  39. Booping the nose
  40. Touching noses together
  41. Resting foreheads together
  42. Resting cheeks together
  43. Sharing a blanket
  44. Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it
  45. Poking with fingers/toes
  46. Painting mine’s nails
  47. Putting jewelry on mine
  48. Doing mine’s hair
  49. Pinkie promise
  50. High five
  51. Fist bump
  52. Secret handshake
  53. Hipcheck
  54. Pulling mine into a dance
  55. Initiate a tickle fight

halloween sentence starters

splattermemes:

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

  • “I love the decorations.”
  • “There are so many sexy kitties in here.”
  • “Am I the only one in costume?”
  • “I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”
  • “Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”
  • “Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”

  • “Did someone spike the punch?”

  • “I hate costume parties…”

at a haunted house

  • “This stuff’s for babies.”
  • “AAAAAHHHHH!”
  • “Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”
  • “BOO!”
  • “Wait, are you actually scared?”

  • “FuCK NO–”

  • “That makeup is so realistic.”
  • “I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

  • “You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”
  • “[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”
  • “Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”
  • “[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”
  • “I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”
  • “I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”
  • “Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”
  • “Do ghosts like Netflix?”

with kids

  • “Don’t eat all your candy at once!”
  • “Aw~ I love your costume.”
  • “And who are you?”
  • “Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”
  • “Trick or treat!”
  • “Let me check those before you eat them.”
  • “UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”
  • “I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”

with friends

  • “We should egg his/her/their house.”
  • “Help me with my costume!”
  • “TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”
  • “Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”
  • “Should we be drinking this much?”
  • “The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”
  • “Let’s tell ghost stories.”
  • “Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

  • “You look so hot in that.”
  • “After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”
  • “[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”
  • “Your outfit is scary…take it off.”
  • “I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”
  • “If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”
  • “You–uh–spooked…my heart.”
  • “I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

misc.

  • “Let’s carve a pumpkin!”
  • “I’d be a witch in another life.”
  • “I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”
  • “Do you believe in ghosts?”
  • “What costume are you wearing?”
  • “Let’s pull a prank.”
  • “I hate Halloween.”
  • “Can you tell me why you have an actual skeleton in your closet?”

Sick Prompts 1

anonyony1:

Angry sickies: 

1. “I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me… I was fine this morning.”
2. “Leave me alone.”
3. “Don’t touch me again unless you want me to puke on you.”
4. “Can you shut up? My head is killing me.”
5. “I told you I didn’t feel good, and you made me come here anyway.”
6. “This is ridiculous, how are you not sick and I am?”

Sad Sickies:

7. “Please don’t leave me in here alone.”
8. “It hurts so bad… please make it stop.”
9. “I think I need to throw up…”
10. “Is there any Pepto left?”
11. “Can you just sit with me until it’s over?”
12. “My stomach really hurts, I don’t think I can make it tonight…”

In-Denial Sickies:

13. “I don’t get sick.”
14. “I have a stomach of steel.”
15. “It’s not a fever, I’ve been in the sun…”
16. “I’m not going to throw up, for the last time.”
17. “I don’t think it’s food poisoning. We ate the same thing, and I don’t feel bad at all.”
18. “It’s just allergies.”
19. “I don’t get sick on rides/in the car/on boats (specify)”

Tactile Sickies:

20. “Will you rub my back?”
21. “Can you feel my head to see if I have a fever?”
22. “Will you play with my hair?”
23. “I’m freezin’, can we cuddle?”

Don’t Touch Me Sickies

24. “Don’t touch my stomach right now.”
25 “Please stop touching me… I’m so gross.”
26. “You’re making me hot, I can’t sleep…”
27. “Your hands are freezing, don’t touch me.”

Queasy Sickies

28. “I don’t know what I was thinking… I shouldn’t have ordered that.”
29. “Um… I think I need a bin.”
30. “I think I’m going to be sick soon.”
31. “Something’s messing with my stomach.”
32. “My stomach’s bothering me.”
33. “I don’t feel so hot.”
34. “Ugh, I think I should probably get to a bathroom.”

Sniffly Sickies

35. “Can we get actual tissues instead of these paper towels? My nose hurts.”
36. “I can’t breathe.”
37. “I’m freezing and sweating at the same time…”
38. “Please don’t look at me.”
39. “My head’s killing me…”
40. “My throat hurts so bad I can’t even drink water.”
41. “Do you have a cough drop?”

My Fav Drunk Sickies

42. “Um, I think… I think I had too much.”
43. “What was in that? I don’t feel great…”
44. “I think I need’ta sit.”
45. “I need to get out of here, I’m gonna throw up.”
46. “I just need to eat something and I’ll be ok.”
47. “It’s not fun anymore, I’m dizzy…”

Caretakers!

48. “Just relax, you’re going to be fine…”
49. “Calm down, you’re going to make it worse.”
50. “Well, just take care of yourself then, if you don’t want me touching you.”
51. “Do you think you can stomach some water?”
52. “We need to get this fever down.”
53. “Do you want me to rub your back/stomach?”
54. “Don’t cry. Where do you hurt?”
55. “Keep your head in the trashcan until you’re done.”
56. “If you don’t stop soon, we’re going to the ER.” 

wickedlymeme:

  • “I wish it could always be like this.”
  • “You’re always there for me.”
  • “The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”
  • “There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”
  • “It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 
  • “You’re so much different when we’re alone.”
  • “I like it when the worlds quiet.” 
  • “There’s a place for us somewhere.”
  • “They’ll name constellations after you one day.”
  • “Your hearts beating so fast.”
  • “They don’t know what they want.”
  • “You don’t know what you want.”
  • “That’s what they’re supposed to say.”
  • “We really don’t know what we’re doing.”
  • “I miss the old you.”
  • “Nostalgias a trap.”
  • “Aliens are out there.”
  • “Did you hear that?”
  • “I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 
  • “What time is it?”
  • “But why would they abduct cows?”
  • “We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 
  • “I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”
  • “What do you believe in?”
  • “What happens after we die?”
  • “Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 
  • “And what’s your excuse?”
  • “You’ll get it together soon.”
  • “Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”
  • “It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”
  • “You keep quiet and we both lose.”
  • “I wish I could save this forever.”
  • “When did you realize you were in love with me?”
  • “The rooms spinning.”
  • “I loved you long before you knew.”
  • “I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”
  • “The Universe is too big for that.”
  • “Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 
  • “I’d come back to haunt you.” 
  • “Would you come back to haunt me?”
  • “What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”
  • “Tell me a secret.”
  • “Why haven’t you told anyone?” 
  • “I wish we knew each other sooner.”
  • “You’re a game changer.” 
  • “I’m a game changer.”
  • “Don’t ignore fate.” 
  • “Ignorance isn’t bliss.”
  • “What, is that a conspiracy theory?”
  • “It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

muns-stash:

Questions for the mun!

🌟 – Who was your very first rp muse?

⌛ – How long have you been rping?

🌌 – What’s your favorite part of rp?

💗 – Do you prefer angst or fluff?

💝 – Who are some rpers you look up to?

💙 – Are there any muses you’ve been considering trying out?

🎂 – When’s your birthday?

🎊 – What’s your zodiac sign?

💞 – How old are you?

💖 – What’s something you like about your muse?

💔 – What’s something you dislike about your muse?

🍕 – What’s your favorite food?

🌅 – What’s your favorite season/wheather?

🎥 – What’s your favorite tv show/movie?

🎼 – What’s your favorite song?

🎶 – Who’s your favorite singer/band/music producer?

🎲 – Do you have a favorite board game?

🎮 – What’s your favorite video game?

rpmemesfam:

Seven Deadly Sinday

Since sinday is a thing, how about we acknowledge how many other ‘sins’ are out there since some aren’t comfortable with nsfw and also just for fun?
Lust is excluded mostly because there’s so much of that already.

Gluttony

  • “Are you going to eat that whole pizza by yourself?”
  • “Maybe you should try sharing some of that?”
  • “You’ve been a bit excessive about this whole thing, haven’t you?”
  • “I ate my feelings. With a whole cake.”
  • “Yes, I bought a few bottles of wine. So what?”
  • “Do you ever feel trapped in all of your wants instead of your needs?”
  • “Maybe you should slow down there.”

Greed

  • “I just want some more!”
  • “One day I’ll be rich and famous and then they’ll see.”
  • “Remind me why I’m doing this when I get nothing out of it?”
  • “So I get two-thirds and you get a third. Sounds fair, right?”
  • “I can’t help that I deserve better than that.”
  • “Someone has clearly never heard of sharing the wealth.”
  • “It’s not worth it for me.”

Sloth

  • “Come on, you need to get out of bed!”
  • “Well maybe I don’t feel like going out and saving lives right now.”
  • “Can’t people do it on their own for once?”
  • “It’s not my fault! I wasn’t even there!”
  • “I’m done helping.”
  • “Other people got rich by doing nothing.”
  • “I think I’m just going to stay here all day.”

Wrath

  • “You didn’t have to kill them!”
  • “I’ve always got ways of getting someone back. Remember that.”
  • “Just…put the knife down.”
  • “They deserved it.”
  • “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt for much longer.”
  • “They should have known better than to mess with me.”
  • “You’re pretty scary when you’re pissed.”

Envy

  • “How come they get all the praise when I did all the hard work?”
  • “I could just rip their hair out at this point.”
  • “Why couldn’t they look at me that way?!”
  • “Oh, they’re just little Ms/Mr Perfect and no one can tear them down from their throne.”
  • “I told you, they mean nothing to me!”
  • “I take what they took from me.”
  • “It’s not fair!”

Pride

  • “I can’t help it that I’m this beautiful/handsome.”
  • “I don’t have time for peasants.”
  • “Don’t be so vain.”
  • “They’re worthless to me at this point.”
  • “I think it’s time for you to bow, don’t you?”
  • “I can handle this just fine on my own. Who needs others?”
  • “It’s not like I’m so easily defeatable.”