ULTIMATE SHIP MEME – Send my character a ❤ and I’ll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.

sphinxmemesmusings:

BOLD YOUR CHOICES

Affectionate;
Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind |
Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers |
Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex;
Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

Dates;
Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No
Have sex on the first date? Yes | No
Confess their attraction first? Yes | No
Have children/adopt? Yes | No
Die for your character? Yes | No
Cheat on your character? Yes | No
Lie to them? Yes | No
Cuddle after sex? Yes | No

Terrible First Meeting Starters

horrificmemes:

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters

memeasaurus-promptus:

Requested by Anonymous

  • When was the last time you slept?” 
  • “What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 
  • “…What was I doing?” 
  • “What are you doing?” 
  • “Did you see that? No?” 
  • “I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 
  • “You look absolutely terrible.” 
  • “I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 
  • “I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 
  • “You need to go to bed.” 
  • “I can’t sleep.” 
  • “You aren’t making any sense.” 
  • “…What?” 
  • 🏨+ Add your own!

Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.

ohmyaranea:

  1. a shy kiss. 
  2. a forehead kiss.
  3. a cheek kiss.
  4. a nuzzle kiss.
  5. a neck kiss.
  6. a hand kiss. 
  7. a hug + kiss combo. 
  8. a dying kiss. 
  9. a bleeding / bloody kiss. 
  10. an assertive kiss. 
  11. a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 
  12. a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 
  13. a blown kiss. 
  14. a sad / crying kiss. 
  15. a quick kiss. 
  16. a happy kiss.
  17. a teasing / sensual kiss. 
  18. a platonic kiss. 
  19. a clumsy kiss
  20. a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )

Creature Discovery sentence starters

splattermemes:

splattermemes‌:

For the werewolf, vampire, and shapeshifter muses, as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “It’s almost the full moon…”
  • “What happened to you?!”
  • “Are…are you a…”
  • “Is this why you’ve been avoiding me?”
  • “Stay away from me!”
  • “I didn’t want you to know because I didn’t want you to get hurt.”
  • “Don’t come any closer…I’m a monster.”
  • “Are you always this hairy?”

  • “I told you to stay away! Don’t look at me!”
  • “Come on. Put away the wooden stake.”
  • “Why do I have to tie you up?”
  • “Just because I look like this…doesn’t mean I’m not the same person.”
  • “You don’t want to see me like that.”
  • “How could you keep this from me? I can keep a secret.”
  • “Please don’t tell anyone! Please.”
  • “I don’t care that you’re not human.”
  • “You have to be in there somewhere, right? Talk to me!”
  • “What the –? Are those fangs?”
  • “Woah. You’re roaring a lot there, buddy. Ha ha. You okay?”
  • “You weren’t supposed to be here…it’s dangerous.”
  • “How long have you been standing there?”
  • “This explains why you’ve been acting so weird lately.”
  • “There’s something…different about you. Oh right, you’re a fucking [insert creature], that’s what it is.”

Starters | Vampire/Victim

dragonroleplaystarters:

|VAMPIRE|

“Now, leaving you here would be a waste of a meal.” 

“You humans are so uncivilized in combat.” 

“You wretch, I’m going to drain you dry!”

“I can feel how fast your pulse is, how hard your little heart is beating…are you afraid?”

“That was pathetic, even for a human. You couldn’t hurt me if you tried.” 

“You do look pretty when you cry, that’s why I like hurting you.”

“Hush, just relax and it won’t hurt.”

“That’s it, bare your throat to me.” 

“Blood stains your flesh so prettily.” 

“You smell too enticing for me to pass you by, I’m afraid.” 

|VICTIM|

“No—no, stay away from me!”

“Please, let me go, I won’t tell anyone I saw you!” 

“You damned vampire, I’ll stake you if it’s the last thing I do!” 

“Oh…oh my god, you’re one of them!”

“I don’t want any trouble, I just want to go home! Let me go!” 

“Stop, you’re hurting me!”

“I’m…getting dizzy. If you don’t stop soon…”

“How long are you going to keep me locked away?”

“I’ve been tracking you for a while…I won’t lose to a monster like you!”

“Don’t bite me! You can’t, please!”

Very specific types of ship meme

alltherpthings:

Send me one for what kind of ship you want our muses to have

♥ – Friends with benefits

❣ – Friends with benefits who want to be more than friends but won’t admit it

❤ – Longtime sweethearts just as in love as the first date

💘 – Enemies who only hate each other because of sexual/romantic tension

♡ – A loveless relationship/relationship of convenience (not necessarily bad)

💔 – A genuine and deep hatred for each other

❥ – Enemies/rivals who don’t remember how their rivalry started or why, but keep it up just because they feel like they should

💚 – Familial relationship/friends who are just like family

💓 – In love with each other, but too shy to say so

💗 – Deep platonic love hiding deeper romantic love

💜 – Love at first sight that cools into a friendship

💙 – Love at first sight that turns into long-lasting romance

💛 – One night stand that turned awkward afterwards

💝 – One-sided love (specify which side)