splattermemes:

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

• “Get down here!”
  
• “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
  
• “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
  
• “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
  
• “I don’t appreciate your height.”
• “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
• “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
  
• “I KNOW you can see me.”
  
• “Fear me!!!”
  
• “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
  
• “Can you lift me for a second?”
  
• “Slow down! I have short legs.”
  
• “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
  
• “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
  
• “I always win at hide and seek.”
  
• “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
  
• “Heels make me feel powerful.”
  
• “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
  
• “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
  
• “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
  
• “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
  

tall

• “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
• “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
  
• “Does my height offend you?”
  
• “Let me reach that for you.”
  
• “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
  
• “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
  
• “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
  
• “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
  
• “No, I don’t play basketball.”
  
• “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
  
• “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
  
• “My legs are long and sexy.”
  
• “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
  
• “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
  
• “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
  
• “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
• “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
  
• “Why are you standing on the counter?”
  
• “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
  
• “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
  
• “Let me block the sun for you.”
  
• “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 
  

trickormemes:

The Dark Crystal starter sentences

61 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: violence

• “Today, a new emperor must seize the throne.”
  
• “_____, what’s wrong?”
  
• “You are in danger, _____. And I must leave you.”
  
• “Remember me, _____. We may meet in another life… but not again in this one.”
  
• “I hate your whimper.”
  
• “I’m not ready to go alone.”
  
• “Which one of us will be the new emperor?”
  
• “Get back, spithead!”
  
• “You whimpering worm!”
  
• “The prophecy says _____ will destroy us.”
  
• “What in the world? This place is weird.”
  
• “Follow the greater sun for a day to the home of _____. Huh. Some directions.”
  
• “What am I doing here?”
  
• “Who sent you?”
  
• “Are you afraid of me? Think I’m going to eat you? Hm?”
  
• “What do you want of me?”
  
• “The Great Conjunction is the end of the world or the beginning. End, beginning. All the same.”
  
• “Questions, questions. Too many questions.”
  
• “Listen, _____. There is much to be learned and you have no time.”
  
• “You’ve already taken too long, _____. Hurry.”
  
• “But how do I choose?”
  
• “Now that you have it you don’t know what to do with it, do you?”
  
• “Take your hands off!”
  
• “Oh no, right in the mud…”
  
• “The first thing I remember is fire.”
  
• “We’re dream-fasting, sharing our memories.”
  
• “You slime face!”
  
• “It seems to me that _____ has escaped, huh?”
  
• “What do you want with me?!”
  
• “Of course I’m no _____, you putrid lizard!”
  
• “Watch your tongue, harridan.”
  
• “He’ll come, make you crawl, like the worms you are.”
  
• “Aren’t these the people from your memory?”
  
• “You know the three suns in the sky? They’re going to come together soon.”
  
• “What was that creature?”
  
• “Wait! They won’t find us here.”
  
• “It’s all my fault.”
  
• “Oh, _____, they hurt your arm. Here, this moss will make it better.”
  
• “I’m not a hero, not the way you wanted.”
  
• “_____, nothing is simple anymore.”
  
• “I don’t think anywhere is safe anymore.”
  
• “We don’t go in here anymore. Bad things happened in here once.”
  
• “Don’t listen to him. It’s a trick.”
  
• “Show them you want peace.”
  
• “The prophecy didn’t say anything about this!”
  
• “Prophets don’t know everything.”
  
• “This won’t hurt. We just want to drain your living essence.”
  
• “You’re very lucky, slave.”
  
• “I don’t want to go in there.”
  
• “Which way now?”
  
• “I want to go back. I smell death here.”
  
• “I knew you would come.”
  
• “Do not be afraid. I am here to help you.”
  
• “Let go! Let go of me!”
  
• “I like those gray ones that go mushy when you put them on your fork.”
  
• “Come and look! Such an ugly monster!”
  
• “Because of the prophecy, we must kill _____.”
  
• “Too late, _____. You’ve come too late.”
  
• “Go, _____… I fear, to death.”
  
• “We will live forever.”
  
• “How did you get out there?”

memedelene:

Yet Another Munday Meme 
Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc 

ѩ – Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot role play? 

Җ – What’s your greatest source of inspiration when it comes to role playing? 

ℛ

– Are you religious? 

♬ – Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music? 

ᚡ – Random fact about the mun? 

✒ – Do you have a preference when it comes to gender regarding your muses? 

ಹ – Share a story from your childhood! 

෴ – Tell us about your day. 

㉘ – How do you usually spend your birthdays? 

⨌ – If you ever had the opportunity to clone yourself, would you? 

ᚖ –

Do you wear makeup?

༺ – Do you have any siblings? What’s your relationship with them like? 

๛ – Share an embarrassing story about yourself! 

❤ – Are you and/or your muse currently in love with someone? 

ℳ – Do you think you have a good handwriting? 

☢ – When was the last time you went to the cinema? What movie did you watch?

⨕ – Are you a jealous role player? 

lafemme-rouge:

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring 
David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see
how my muse reacts:

• _{❝ I ask for so little. ❞}
• _{❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞}
• _{❝ Just fear me, love me – do as I say and I will be your slave.❞}
• _{❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞}
• _{❝ That’s not fair! ❞}
• _{❝ Give me the child. ❞}
• _{❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞}
• _{❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞}
• _{❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞}
• _{❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞}
• _{❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞}
• _{❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞}
• _{❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞}
• _{❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞}
• _{❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞}
• _{❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞}
• _{❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞}
• _{❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞}
• _{❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞}
• _{❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞}
• _{❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞}
• _{❝ You have no power over me. ❞}
• _{❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞}
• _{❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞}
• _{❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞}
• _{❝ Was that wrong? ❞}
• _{❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞}
• _{❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞}
• _{❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞}
• _{❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞}
• _{❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞}
• _{❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞}
• _{❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞}
• _{❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞}
• _{❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞}
• _{❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life – for no reason at all – I need you. ❞}
• _{❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞}
• _{❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞}
• _{❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞}
• _{❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞}
• _{❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞}
• _{❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞}
• _{❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞}
• _{❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞}
• _{❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞}
• _{❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞}
• _{❝ I do believe in you. ❞}
• _{❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞}
• _{❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞}
• _{❝ I can’t live within you. ❞}

alannasroleplaymemes:

• Hair
  
• Skin
• Eyes
• Lips
• Nose
• Mouth
• Ears
• Neck / Shoulders
• Chest
• Arms
• Hands
• Waist / Hips
• Butt
• Thighs
• Legs
• Feet
• Height / Weight
• Body Shape
• Other (You pick)

monokumamemes:

Pregnancy Sentences
Starter Sentences
Requested by Anonymous

• ❝ You can’t just sneak out of the store hiding a watermelon like that- oh. ❞
• ❝ Can I touch your stomach? ❞
  
• ❝ Who’s the daddy? ❞
  
• ❝ HI LITTLE GUYYYYYY. ❞
  
• ❝ How many weeks? ❞
  
• ❝ Does it hurt? ❞
  
• ❝ That’s a living thing in there. A real living thing. ❞
  
• ❝ I think I deserve extra food since I’m eating for two. ❞
  
• ❝ Does this make me look fat? ❞
  
• ❝ No, I get to sleep twice as long because I’m sleeping for the both of us. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s a boy/girl. I am calling him/her ___. ❞
  
• ❝ Did someone say shopping spree? The baby room isn’t going to furnish itself. Also you have to carry everything. ❞
  
• ❝ I used to sneak food into theatres like this, but now I’m sneaking a baby in. ❞
  
• ❝ NOTHING FITS ME ANYMORE. ❞
  
• ❝ I’d be fine if I had three bowls of ice cream with diced bananas and sprinkles and a scoop of nutella and three potato chips and- ❞
  
• ❝ My stomach is like a table now. Look, I can balance all these chocolates on there and- oh.. the baby kicked it off.. ❞
  

letyourdreamymemesbememes:

• “You’re amazing—you know that?”
• “May I kiss you, please?”
• “Would you like to go out for dinner soon?”
• “Will you marry me?”
• “Stay the night—please?”
• “We’re gonna be parents!”
• “You look—stunning in that dress/suit.”
• “You have really pretty eyes.”
• “You have a nice smile—you should do it more often.”
• “It’s chilly. Here, borrow my coat.”
• “I’ll always be here for you. You know that, right?”
• “You’re it. You’re the one. I don’t want anyone else. Ever.”
• “Shh—come back to bed.”
• “I’ll do the dishes. You relax tonight.”
• “Come on, I drew you a bath. Go relax. I’ll handle dinner.”
• “You look beautiful tonight.”
• “Whoa—you, uh—wow—that’s—that really suits you.”
• “You can kiss me if you’d like. You don’t have to ask.”
• “Come lie down. You look exhausted.”
• “Need a neck-rub? You look tense.”
• “Are you okay? Anything I can do to help?”
• “What do you say we take a vacation. Just the two of us.”
• “What do you think of (insert place) for our honeymoon?”
• “What would you think—if I said I wanted to try for a baby?”
• “Dance with me?”
• “I want you to meet my family.”
• “I think—we should move-in together.”
• “I’m sorry it took me so long—but I’ve fallen in love with you.”
• “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
• “How am I supposed to get any work done when you look like that?”
• “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
• “It’s alright—I’ve got you—you’re safe now.”
• “Don’t cry. It’s gonna be alright.”
• “Please be careful. I need you to come home safely.”
• “Kiss me and I’ll forgive you.”
• “I’m not going anywhere.”

musings-and-memes:

Send one of the following to ask the mun…

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse?
👀Favorite thing about the muse’s appearance?
🧥Favorite outfit for the muse?
🌌Favorite alternate version of the muse?
💕Favorite ship for the muse? 
💔Least favorite ship for the muse?
💢Something about the muse that annoys you?
😈Worst thing you’ve ever done to your muse? 
😂Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse? 
💡 What inspires you to write the muse? 
📷 Favorite picture/screencap of your muse?
📑 Favorite part of your muse’s backstory? 
📝 Favorite headcanon for your muse? 
😒 Is there anything canon about your muse that you ignore? 
🔮 What do you see in your muse’s future? 
🔥 Unpopular opinion about your muse? 
💭 Favorite memory of the muse? 
😩 Hardest thing about writing the muse? 
⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse? 
🎭 How similar are you and the muse? 

ungouge:

madampince-rph‌   .

A faceclaim only goes so far, and even then sometimes their accuracy next to the vision in your head is only so-so. Send a symbol for a clearer picture!

• 
  ☼

  How does your character usually dress in daily life?

• 
  
  ♔

  How does your character usually dress for a fancy event?

• 
  
  ✍

  How does your character usually dress when going to work/school?
  

• 
  ✂

  How does your character usually style their hair?
  

• ♔

  What (if any) jewelry does your character usually wear?

• 
  ∇

  What (if any) make-up does your character usually wear in daily life?
  

• 
  ▼

  What (if any) make-up does your character usually wear for fancy events?

• 
  👠

  What kind of shoes does your character usually wear in daily life?

• 👓

  What kind of mobility or assistive devices (if any) does your
  character use in daily life? (Glasses, canes, hearing aides,
  wheelchairs, etc.)

• ✗ What (if any) scars does your character have?

• 
  ♠

  What (if any) tattoos does your character have?

• 
  
  ☾

  What (if any) birthmarks does your character have?

• 
  Ұ

  How tall is your character compared to their peers?

• 
  ■

  How thin/heavy is your character compared to their peers?