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young dumbledore: I cannot be the one who strikes against the darkest wizard of our time. only YOU can do that, my former student who is a zoologist
crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass
me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen
Carrot carrots?

Potato baby. Ten potato fingers. Ten potat-toes. 3000lbs of wriggly potatoes. Ketchup.
Go to sleep, Lynn
Anna, a thousand year old fae living underwater: the kids are going to be so disappointed when they find out I have legs

