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logic-is-a-little-tweeting-bird:
pshahajsjs my cat, everyone
When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die
@volbeatic
@acecreatesstuff
@moonlitdandelionrain
@cerebralrepeat
“But… but WHY do the fae lie?”
“Why do vampires lie? Why does anyone lie?”
“True, but fae are especially known for this trait it seems like.”
“I can’t think of any reason humans would want to convince anyone that someone or something is a liar unless it’s true.”
“Then it’s a good thing that I’m not human.” He really thought he had been asking n innocent enough question about Anna’s species.
“Honestly, Bruce. If anyone should know how hurtful stereotypes can be, it should be you.”
“Your protagonist is such a self insert—”
Bold of you to assume that every single oc I’ve ever made is not, in fact, a facet of my own identity
Send Me a Ship and I’ll Tell You Who: (Obnoxious Edition)
-always wins when they play Trivia Crack
-laughs when their partner trips on something
-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke
-spoils the ending of books/movies
-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW
-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it
-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week
-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc
-has to beat their partner in every game
-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff
-eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway
Forever grateful that the Wallace’s Flying Frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) is a real living creature that exists on this earth at the same time as me.
“But… but WHY do the fae lie?”
“Why do vampires lie? Why does anyone lie?”
“True, but fae are especially known for this trait it seems like.”
“I can’t think of any reason humans would want to convince anyone that someone or something is a liar unless it’s true.”
Fae Bae 
