k-phoenix:

lightspeedsound:

Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.

meshkol:

keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:

weeesi:

zalco:

communistbakery:

nijuukoo:

sheenaduquette:

kurota-haruka:

tsukidaisy:

neuxue:

alltimekxylx:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

not everyone 6 the humour in this

10 post is absolutely hilarious

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