thebootydiaries:

you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD 

me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,

thebootydiaries:

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha 🙂 

employee:

me: lol 🙂

employee:

me: 🙂 

knightxvowed:

If you are okay with roleplaying with multiples of the same muse? I know there are some popular characters out there that people are going to relate with. I see some people refusing to roleplay multiples of the same muse. I’ve come to learn that each take on a muse is different and I like seeing different interpretations on a popular muse. So please reblog this if you are totally cool with interacting with multiple rpers with the same muse. 

Note: Each interpretation is a muns own vision and therefore muses should not be compared and criticized. Thank you for understanding. 

vampireapologist:

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

levisagedupasse:

levisagedupasse:

Changed my url. Still not totally happy with it but idk what to change it to

I wanted to use the old Norse word for moon but it’s tungl

I love my Tungl

levisagedupasse:

Changed my url. Still not totally happy with it but idk what to change it to

I wanted to use the old Norse word for moon but it’s tungl

13moremade:

mega-bed:

13mo:

13mo:

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so 

i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches

while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps