journeythroughimpossiblethings:

manenimittliv:

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

“I think your husband can do that for you.”

“You think? I could pay him in cookies if kisses aren’t enough.”

“Kisses are probably enough but I’m sure he wouldn’t say no to cookies either.”

“He’ll have to wait for the cookies. Is that alright?”

americanparamedic:

manenimittliv:

americanparamedic:

manenimittliv:

americanparamedic:

manenimittliv:

“Never heard of her.”

“Never heard of sleep?”

“Who?”

“I’m assuming you’ve tried warm milk, white noise, all that good stuff?”

“Disgusting and too loud. I’ll take some cold medicine or something in a while.”

“As long as it’s not addictive.”

She laughed. “I don’t do it frequently enough for that.”

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

“I think your husband can do that for you.”

“You think? I could pay him in cookies if kisses aren’t enough.”

teathattast:

datcowboi:

someone: don’t
me: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

heedthemountain:

rpmemedumpster:

aka a guide to help you mind your own business and relieve yourself of stuff that makes you mad

1. Block them so they can’t contact you, you don’t get their posts recommended to you on your dash but unfortunately you can still see their posts elsewhere

2. blacklist their url, muns usually tag whoever their replying to in their posts for organizational/tracking purposes, you can even turn on the newxkit option to not even see posts that are blocked so you’ll be none the wiser. Add an astrisk at the end of your blocking and it’ll catch their url anywhere, even just when somebody you follow reblogs from them

3. this should be obvious but never ever visit their blog. Hate-reading is so bad for you

4. stay in your own lane. It’s easy, and free. Nobody should be forced to rp their muse exactly how you want them to, somebody’s writing is not more important than their health, they’re just here to have a good time like you hopefully are. If you’re absolutely burning with hatred send something free of their url/name to a confession blog or better yet make a private vent blog where you can be as nasty as you like without dragging anybody else into your negativity

Some very good advice