vaals-rp-memes:

For people with less than human muses ^w^

Starters directed towards…

Werewolves!

• “Does it… hurt?”
• “Does it happen every night?”
• “Is that why you eat so much meat?”
• “How long have you been like this?”
• “Do you remember what happens when you… y’know?”
• “… Is that why you chased that Frisbee at the park?”
• “I knew I heard you bark that one time!”
• “Well, that explains why you scratched your ear with your foot yesterday.”
• “*duck sound*”
• “Y’know I always suspected it. You weren’t exactly subtle.”
• “Who’s a good boy/girl/dog?”

Vampires!

• “So does a wooden stake through the heart really kill you?”
• “Aaaah, that’s what you meant when you said you burn easily!”
• “… You aren’t gonna bite my neck, are you?”
• “When you said you were drinking the blood of your enemies, I thought you were joking.”
• “Well, that explains why you always carry an umbrella.”
• “Can you hypnotize people?”
• “Can I see your fangs?”
• “Can you turn into a bat?”
• “Bleh, bleh bleh!”
• “How old are you?”

Ghosts!

• “Spoopy.”
• “Boo!”
• “Are you always see-through, or can you control that?”
• “Can I stick my hand through you?”
• “Pick up this pencil!”
• “Can you possess people?”
• “There’s this person I don’t like, can you go haunt him/her/them?”
• “WooooOOOoooo!”
• “… Who am I gonna call?”
• “How’d you die?”

Demons!

• “Can I touch your horns?”
• “Are you from Hell? Or is that a myth?”
• “Were you always a demon?”
• “You aren’t a… succubus/incubus are you?”
• “I don’t owe you my soul for that money I borrowed, do I?”
• “Do you have a tail?”
• “Have you met the devil? What’s he like?”
• “Can I make a deal with you? There’s a guy I want to have a bad day.”