Send đĽ for my muse to comfort yours after a nightmare
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âHush, just relax and it wonât hurt.â
a-smile-dat-spreads-like-buttah:
Relax? How could she relax?! She squirmed, whimpering weakly as she tried to escape the womanâs iron grip. âPlease⌠please noâŚâ She blubbered tearfully. âPlease donâ⌠Donâ do this! Please!â
âYou wonât feel a thing,â she promised. âYou wonât even remember this in the morning.â She wasnât going to say that it was going to hurt her so much more, since it was cliche and hardly comforting, but it was true. Anna was horrified and disgusted by what her existence had become. âIâm sorry,â she whispered. âI donât have a choice.â
Soulmates are not your ~other half~, thatâs just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isnât even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. Youâre still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, itâs just that itâs even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go â!!! Same hat!!!â and wave excitedly.
i love this
this is literally the only interpretation of âsoulmateâ that I can tolerate or acceptÂ

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to âOpen your snapchat in private đ đ ;)â but itâs just pictures of our dogs.
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Tube face.
Birb!
Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. Itâs like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo đ
why wasnât I tagged in this ?????
HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME
Creature Discovery sentence starters
splattermemesâ:
For the werewolf, vampire, and shapeshifter muses, as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
- âItâs almost the full moonâŚâ
- âWhat happened to you?!â
- âAreâŚare you aâŚâ
- âIs this why youâve been avoiding me?â
- âStay away from me!â
- âI didnât want you to know because I didnât want you to get hurt.â
- âDonât come any closerâŚIâm a monster.â
âAre you always this hairy?â
- âI told you to stay away! Donât look at me!â
- âCome on. Put away the wooden stake.â
- âWhy do I have to tie you up?â
- âJust because I look like thisâŚdoesnât mean Iâm not the same person.â
- âYou donât want to see me like that.â
- âHow could you keep this from me? I can keep a secret.â
- âPlease donât tell anyone! Please.â
- âI donât care that youâre not human.â
- âYou have to be in there somewhere, right? Talk to me!â
- âWhat the â? Are those fangs?â
- âWoah. Youâre roaring a lot there, buddy. Ha ha. You okay?â
- âYou werenât supposed to be hereâŚitâs dangerous.â
- âHow long have you been standing there?â
- âThis explains why youâve been acting so weird lately.â
- âThereâs somethingâŚdifferent about you. Oh right, youâre a fucking [insert creature], thatâs what it is.â
Starters | Vampire/Victim
|VAMPIRE|
âNow, leaving you here would be a waste of a meal.âÂ
âYou humans are so uncivilized in combat.âÂ
âYou wretch, Iâm going to drain you dry!â
âI can feel how fast your pulse is, how hard your little heart is beatingâŚare you afraid?â
âThat was pathetic, even for a human. You couldnât hurt me if you tried.âÂ
âYou do look pretty when you cry, thatâs why I like hurting you.â
âHush, just relax and it wonât hurt.â
âThatâs it, bare your throat to me.âÂ
âBlood stains your flesh so prettily.âÂ
âYou smell too enticing for me to pass you by, Iâm afraid.âÂ
|VICTIM|
âNoâno, stay away from me!â
âPlease, let me go, I wonât tell anyone I saw you!âÂ
âYou damned vampire, Iâll stake you if itâs the last thing I do!âÂ
âOhâŚoh my god, youâre one of them!â
âI donât want any trouble, I just want to go home! Let me go!âÂ
âStop, youâre hurting me!â
âIâmâŚgetting dizzy. If you donât stop soonâŚâ
âHow long are you going to keep me locked away?â
âIâve been tracking you for a whileâŚI wonât lose to a monster like you!â
âDonât bite me! You canât, please!â









