“I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing.”
Leslie Knope
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When puppies attack 😍😍
“John can you please take the knife off of the roomba? I don’t want to get stabbed.”
journeythroughimpossiblethings:
journeythroughimpossiblethings:
“But then it will be defenseless.”
“There has to be a better option.”
“I could give it a rose instead? Do you think it wouldn’t mind that?”
“I think that should be fine. There isn’t much it needs to defend itself against in our house.”
“John can you please take the knife off of the roomba? I don’t want to get stabbed.”
journeythroughimpossiblethings:
“But then it will be defenseless.”
“There has to be a better option.”
“Can I see your fangs?”
“Sure.” He extended his fangs for her. “Is there a reason?”
She smiled and kissed him. “I just think they’re cute.”
He would blush if he had blood flowing through his veins. He kissed her back. “I think you’re cute.”
She could blush, so she did. “Thanks.”
“Can I see your fangs?”
“Sure.” He extended his fangs for her. “Is there a reason?”
She smiled and kissed him. “I just think they’re cute.”
latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree
im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere
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