fuocogo:

janeandthehivequeen:

scientificphilosopher:

curiousobsession101:

scientificphilosopher:

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

I’m caught between desperately wanting us to find nothing big and expecting kaiju

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

manenimittliv:

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

manenimittliv:

journeythroughimpossiblethings:

“But then it will be defenseless.”

“There has to be a better option.”

“I could give it a rose instead? Do you think it wouldn’t mind that?”

“I think that should be fine. There isn’t much it needs to defend itself against in our house.”

“True.” He kissed her. “Alright. I’ll give it a rose instead.” He went to the Roomba. “You’re safe in here. I’ll take the knife, you can have this rose.” He took to knife and put the rose in its place.

She kissed him back before rolling her eyes. “Now you can try romancing any threats and if that doesn’t work you can use the pokey bits.”