quinceymorris-southerngentleman:

“My face squirrel loves you too. So does the rest of my face. And the rest of me in general.”

She smiled. “I love the rest of your face and the rest of you in general, too.”

thequeenofbeasts:

ppl who expect oc accounts to be meek and humble about their status as oc’s and to bow to canons like… darling, i built this from the ground up with no help. i made this with my own hands. this is my baby i brought into this world.

fuck meek and humble. HERE ARE MY CHILDREN, AND THEY ARE GREAT.