monokumamemes:

Pregnancy Sentences
Starter Sentences
Requested by Anonymous

• ❝ You can’t just sneak out of the store hiding a watermelon like that- oh. ❞
• ❝ Can I touch your stomach? ❞
  
• ❝ Who’s the daddy? ❞
  
• ❝ HI LITTLE GUYYYYYY. ❞
  
• ❝ How many weeks? ❞
  
• ❝ Does it hurt? ❞
  
• ❝ That’s a living thing in there. A real living thing. ❞
  
• ❝ I think I deserve extra food since I’m eating for two. ❞
  
• ❝ Does this make me look fat? ❞
  
• ❝ No, I get to sleep twice as long because I’m sleeping for the both of us. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s a boy/girl. I am calling him/her ___. ❞
  
• ❝ Did someone say shopping spree? The baby room isn’t going to furnish itself. Also you have to carry everything. ❞
  
• ❝ I used to sneak food into theatres like this, but now I’m sneaking a baby in. ❞
  
• ❝ NOTHING FITS ME ANYMORE. ❞
  
• ❝ I’d be fine if I had three bowls of ice cream with diced bananas and sprinkles and a scoop of nutella and three potato chips and- ❞
  
• ❝ My stomach is like a table now. Look, I can balance all these chocolates on there and- oh.. the baby kicked it off.. ❞
  

letyourdreamymemesbememes:

• “You’re amazing—you know that?”
• “May I kiss you, please?”
• “Would you like to go out for dinner soon?”
• “Will you marry me?”
• “Stay the night—please?”
• “We’re gonna be parents!”
• “You look—stunning in that dress/suit.”
• “You have really pretty eyes.”
• “You have a nice smile—you should do it more often.”
• “It’s chilly. Here, borrow my coat.”
• “I’ll always be here for you. You know that, right?”
• “You’re it. You’re the one. I don’t want anyone else. Ever.”
• “Shh—come back to bed.”
• “I’ll do the dishes. You relax tonight.”
• “Come on, I drew you a bath. Go relax. I’ll handle dinner.”
• “You look beautiful tonight.”
• “Whoa—you, uh—wow—that’s—that really suits you.”
• “You can kiss me if you’d like. You don’t have to ask.”
• “Come lie down. You look exhausted.”
• “Need a neck-rub? You look tense.”
• “Are you okay? Anything I can do to help?”
• “What do you say we take a vacation. Just the two of us.”
• “What do you think of (insert place) for our honeymoon?”
• “What would you think—if I said I wanted to try for a baby?”
• “Dance with me?”
• “I want you to meet my family.”
• “I think—we should move-in together.”
• “I’m sorry it took me so long—but I’ve fallen in love with you.”
• “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
• “How am I supposed to get any work done when you look like that?”
• “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
• “It’s alright—I’ve got you—you’re safe now.”
• “Don’t cry. It’s gonna be alright.”
• “Please be careful. I need you to come home safely.”
• “Kiss me and I’ll forgive you.”
• “I’m not going anywhere.”