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Spooky Prompts

1. “Who’s down for some murder?”

2. “I said no bloody axes! Not here! Not now!”

3. “I’m annoying? Really? You need to sleep in a coffin, talk about an inconvenience.”

4. “Don’t laugh at me, I’ll slice you.”

5. “No magic today! Put your wands away, we need to blend in with the mortals. I want to know their recipe for those cookies.”

6. “Am I a terrifying monster? Yes. Do I have feelings? Also yes. So, stop being so rude.”

7. “Did your shoes just pick themselves up and put themselves into the closet?”

8. “I may be a murderer but I know when my buddy is sad. Want some bread?”

9. “Move! I’m dead!”

10. “Before I command my skeleton army to murder you rotten cow tongues, any last words?”

11. “Am I being extra? Or is it because I’m dead? Oh dear, I just cannot tell.”

12. “Oh big deal, you died, get over it, I have been dead for centuries.”

13. “I am a witch, I shall bang these pots and pans until there is no more negative energy” *BANG! CLANK! BANG! CLANK! BANG!*

14. “Ever heard of a werewolf?”

15. “Why is this tavern on fire you ask? Well, you see- funny story…”