christiansuperwholockedinyoutube:
*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle
*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.
*me @ the monster in the closet*
Time for a bedtime story
*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them
*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop
*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.
*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day
*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!
*me @ the vampire outside my window* come In, I’m lonely
*me @ the creature chanting ominously in the corner* hey man you want the last of these cookies I made
*me @ the poltergeist on my roof* yo, you wanna see my new poecelain doll?