monokumamemes:

Pregnancy Sentences
Starter Sentences
Requested by Anonymous

• ❝ You can’t just sneak out of the store hiding a watermelon like that- oh. ❞
• ❝ Can I touch your stomach? ❞
  
• ❝ Who’s the daddy? ❞
  
• ❝ HI LITTLE GUYYYYYY. ❞
  
• ❝ How many weeks? ❞
  
• ❝ Does it hurt? ❞
  
• ❝ That’s a living thing in there. A real living thing. ❞
  
• ❝ I think I deserve extra food since I’m eating for two. ❞
  
• ❝ Does this make me look fat? ❞
  
• ❝ No, I get to sleep twice as long because I’m sleeping for the both of us. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s a boy/girl. I am calling him/her ___. ❞
  
• ❝ Did someone say shopping spree? The baby room isn’t going to furnish itself. Also you have to carry everything. ❞
  
• ❝ I used to sneak food into theatres like this, but now I’m sneaking a baby in. ❞
  
• ❝ NOTHING FITS ME ANYMORE. ❞
  
• ❝ I’d be fine if I had three bowls of ice cream with diced bananas and sprinkles and a scoop of nutella and three potato chips and- ❞
  
• ❝ My stomach is like a table now. Look, I can balance all these chocolates on there and- oh.. the baby kicked it off.. ❞