auspicioustarantula:

y’all being bi is so weird cause i’ll see a guy and be like “oh, he’s cute. he has a nice jawline, and he walks very diligently, and he’s dressed quite nicely” but i’ll see a girl and be like “lady,,, beautiful, she is stronk, want ,,,, to hodl big strong lasdy,  ,, lov her, , hhhsshhdhshs”