“John can you please take the knife off of the roomba? I don’t want to get stabbed.”

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“But then it will be defenseless.”

“There has to be a better option.”

“I could give it a rose instead? Do you think it wouldn’t mind that?”

“I think that should be fine. There isn’t much it needs to defend itself against in our house.”