“John can you please take the knife off of the roomba? I don’t want to get stabbed.”

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“But then it will be defenseless.”

“There has to be a better option.”

“I could give it a rose instead? Do you think it wouldn’t mind that?”

“I think that should be fine. There isn’t much it needs to defend itself against in our house.”

“True.” He kissed her. “Alright. I’ll give it a rose instead.” He went to the Roomba. “You’re safe in here. I’ll take the knife, you can have this rose.” He took to knife and put the rose in its place.

She kissed him back before rolling her eyes. “Now you can try romancing any threats and if that doesn’t work you can use the pokey bits.”