one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking down the street and saw Ed Sheeran (who I don’t even listen to) carrying a broken model boat. He gave me this boat and continued to walk, as if I wouldn’t realize he was Ed Sheeran and only remember him as being a random person who gave me a model boat. I then said, “That didn’t really work, Ed,” as he passed by me, so he turned around and screeched really loudly, then I woke up.