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Seven Deadly Sinday

Since sinday is a thing, how about we acknowledge how many other ‘sins’ are out there since some aren’t comfortable with nsfw and also just for fun?
Lust is excluded mostly because there’s so much of that already.

Gluttony

• “Are you going to eat that whole pizza by yourself?”
  
• “Maybe you should try sharing some of that?”
  
• “You’ve been a bit excessive about this whole thing, haven’t you?”
  
• “I ate my feelings. With a whole cake.”
  
• “Yes, I bought a few bottles of wine. So what?”
  
• “Do you ever feel trapped in all of your wants instead of your needs?”
  
• “Maybe you should slow down there.”
  

Greed

• “I just want some more!”
  
• “One day I’ll be rich and famous and then they’ll see.”
  
• “Remind me why I’m doing this when I get nothing out of it?”
  
• “So I get two-thirds and you get a third. Sounds fair, right?”
  
• “I can’t help that I deserve better than that.”
  
• “Someone has clearly never heard of sharing the wealth.”
  
• “It’s not worth it for me.”
  

Sloth

• “Come on, you need to get out of bed!”
  
• “Well maybe I don’t feel like going out and saving lives right now.”
  
• “Can’t people do it on their own for once?”
  
• “It’s not my fault! I wasn’t even there!”
  
• “I’m done helping.”
  
• “Other people got rich by doing nothing.”
  
• “I think I’m just going to stay here all day.”
  

Wrath

• “You didn’t have to kill them!”
  
• “I’ve always got ways of getting someone back. Remember that.”
  
• “Just…put the knife down.”
  
• “They deserved it.”
  
• “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt for much longer.”
  
• “They should have known better than to mess with me.”
  
• “You’re pretty scary when you’re pissed.”
  

Envy

• “How come they get all the praise when I did all the hard work?”
  
• “I could just rip their hair out at this point.”
  
• “Why couldn’t they look at me that way?!”
  
• “Oh, they’re just little Ms/Mr Perfect and no one can tear them down from their throne.”
  
• “I told you, they mean nothing to me!”
  
• “I take what they took from me.”
  
• “It’s not fair!”
  

Pride

• “I can’t help it that I’m this beautiful/handsome.”
  
• “I don’t have time for peasants.”
  
• “Don’t be so vain.”
  
• “They’re worthless to me at this point.”
  
• “I think it’s time for you to bow, don’t you?”
  
• “I can handle this just fine on my own. Who needs others?”
  
• “It’s not like I’m so easily defeatable.”